Akpors gets into a pharmacy & says 2 d
pharmacist, “Hello, could u give me condom?
I’m going 2 my girlfriend’s place 4 dinner & I
think I mayb in with a chance!”
D pharmacist gives him d condom & as he was
going out he returns & says,”Give me another condom because my girlfriend’s sister is very
cute too, she always crosses her legs in a
provocative manner when she sees me & I
think I might strike a luck there too.
“D pharmacist gives him a second condom& as
he was leaving, again he turns back & says “Give me one more condom because my
girlfriend’s mom is still pretty cute & when she
sees me she always makes eye contact & since
she invited me 4 dinner I think she is
expecting me 2 make a move.
During dinner, Akpors sat with his girlfriend on d left ,d sister on his right & d mum facing him.
When d girlfriend’s Dad walks in, Akpors lowers
his head & starts d dinner prayer.”Dear Lord,
bless this dinner & thank u 4 all u’v given
us” 10minutes after, Akpors was still praying
“Thank u Lord 4 ur kindness.” Another Ten minutes gone by & he is still praying, keeping
his head down, very close 2 d table.
They all looked at each other surprised, & his
girlfriend was even more surprised than others.
She gets close to him & whispered, “I didn’t
know u’r so religious. “Akpors replies, “I never knew ur dad was a pharmacist!”. See wahala !!! If you’re akpors…wat will u do?
See what transferred aggression can cause
An annoyed teacher was trying to teach the students and here’s what transpired:
TEACHER: Who is the President of Nigeria?
pharmacist, “Hello, could u give me condom?
I’m going 2 my girlfriend’s place 4 dinner & I
think I mayb in with a chance!”
D pharmacist gives him d condom & as he was
going out he returns & says,”Give me another condom because my girlfriend’s sister is very
cute too, she always crosses her legs in a
provocative manner when she sees me & I
think I might strike a luck there too.
“D pharmacist gives him a second condom& as
he was leaving, again he turns back & says “Give me one more condom because my
girlfriend’s mom is still pretty cute & when she
sees me she always makes eye contact & since
she invited me 4 dinner I think she is
expecting me 2 make a move.
During dinner, Akpors sat with his girlfriend on d left ,d sister on his right & d mum facing him.
When d girlfriend’s Dad walks in, Akpors lowers
his head & starts d dinner prayer.”Dear Lord,
bless this dinner & thank u 4 all u’v given
us” 10minutes after, Akpors was still praying
“Thank u Lord 4 ur kindness.” Another Ten minutes gone by & he is still praying, keeping
his head down, very close 2 d table.
They all looked at each other surprised, & his
girlfriend was even more surprised than others.
She gets close to him & whispered, “I didn’t
know u’r so religious. “Akpors replies, “I never knew ur dad was a pharmacist!”. See wahala !!! If you’re akpors…wat will u do?
See what transferred aggression can cause
An annoyed teacher was trying to teach the students and here’s what transpired:
TEACHER: Who is the President of Nigeria?
CHILDREN: (They all chorused) Lamido Sanusi!
TEACHER: Correct! Who is the Minister of Defence?
CHILDREN: Asari Dokubo!
TEACHER: Good! What is the capital city of Nigeria?
CHILDREN: Enugu!
TEACHER: Very good! Who composed the National Anthem?
CHILDREN: D-Banj and 2face!
TEACHER: Excellent. What do you call people from Moscow?
CHILDREN: Mosquitoes!
TEACHER: Perfect! How much is 2 + 5?
CHILDREN: 25!
TEACHER: That’s great! You’re going to be stupid like this until “AREGBESOLA” pays my salary.
ABEG WHO NEEDS HELP? THE TEACHER OR THE STUDENTS
TEACHER: Correct! Who is the Minister of Defence?
CHILDREN: Asari Dokubo!
TEACHER: Good! What is the capital city of Nigeria?
CHILDREN: Enugu!
TEACHER: Very good! Who composed the National Anthem?
CHILDREN: D-Banj and 2face!
TEACHER: Excellent. What do you call people from Moscow?
CHILDREN: Mosquitoes!
TEACHER: Perfect! How much is 2 + 5?
CHILDREN: 25!
TEACHER: That’s great! You’re going to be stupid like this until “AREGBESOLA” pays my salary.
ABEG WHO NEEDS HELP? THE TEACHER OR THE STUDENTS
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